An interesting and epic list of writers’ accouterments.
Electric Literature announced the winners of the #stuffmymusesays contest on Monday. The runners up: “Hey babe. Love your dialogue.” & “It’s fun, but you know what would be more fun? If we set it on fire.” & “Take off your pants. The ideas can’t get in.” The winner: “This book will destroy you.”
Aaaand because it’s Wednesday and I’ve already started making fun of Nicholas Sparks and I might as well keep going, here is how to write a Nicholas Sparks movie: