Newsflash: being shifty-eyed can boost your creativity. Excellent.
Computer says Jane Austen and Charles Dickens are not good writers at all. Computer says no.
A Portrait of the “Artist” as a Young Man, The “Great” Gatsby, and other great works of literature made sarcastic by quotation marks. [Thanks, Courtney!]
Mikhail Kalashnikov, the inventor of the AK-47 assault rifle–beloved by violent guerilla troops around the world–secretly always wanted to be a poet.
